"THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts."
(This wisdom appeared in the Comments section on Mary Beard's wonderful blog A Don's Life )
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12 comments:
Priscilla - absolutely hilarious - a great laugh on an otherwise dismal day!!
Ha!
HEY! I represent that last comment!!!
[chuckle]
Represent? OK, if you insist.
Hope you don't RESENT it also!
I didn't originate the thought. (I only copied and re-sent it)
I won't say who posted it on that blog, but it was recent.
No I don't resent. I was just playing with a similar sounding word.
This been around for a while and I get a chuckle every time I see it.
I've been around for a while and I DON'T get a chuckle when I see me (in the mirror)
Speaking of mirrows ... I'd rather not!!
But I have noticed that in the last several years, I've developed a remarkable ability to see only what I want to see and not what can actually be seen in said mirrow!
Is that how you pronounce it down in Florida, mirrow?
(( grin )) Southerners spell it like they hear it .... I can spell in "Yankee" also but you don't get as interesting results!
I've recently heard a song that is titled "I don't look go naked any more" about a person who gets out of the shower and see them self in the mirror on the back of the bathroom door. It's hilarious! Thank goodness I don't have one of those in my bathroom!!!!!!!
Grrrrrr!!!!!! Typo!
Title: "I don't look good naked any more"
Of course that title begs the question "did I ever?" [grin]
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